Pastor Calls 911 To Help Him Out Of Handcuffs And A Ball Gag

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

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Who Knows What Goes On Behind Closed Doors.

911 operators were surprised and a bit shocked when a caller requested help from a situation he'd gotten himself into.

The 911 operator answered the call:

911 Operator
Can I help you

Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm stuck in handcuffs and I can't get out

911 Operator
I'm sorry I couldn't understand what you said, could you repeat yourself.

Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm stuck in handcuffs and I can't get out. I need help

911 Operator
OK I understood you're stuck in handcuffs and you can't get out. Are you at home or work?

Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm at work...

911 Operator
Your location

Caller (In a muffled voice)
St. Aleisis Church

When the fire department arrived at St Alisis Church they were amused when they found the Pastor of the church handcuffed and wearing a ball gag.

When asked to elaborate on the situation the Pastor declined to comment.

Truth is stranger than fiction....

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