Written by Adam Click

Thursday, 23 August 2012

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BuzzKill thinks that even children's cartoon characters are gay!

BuzzKill is a bleeding heart liberal news organization intensely focused on delivering it's own liberal agenda on the internet. It promotes a rapidly imploding leftist philosophy.

Here are the ten worst things You'll remember About BuzzKill should you stumble upon it in the backwater swamps of the deep, deep, dark abscesses of the web:

1. BuzzKill still thinks Obama is relevant. Even NewsTweak is dumping on this looser!

Too. BuzzKill carries on an anti-religion agenda despite the fact that a majority of people still have some kind of Religious affiliation.

3. BuzzKill mocks conservative ideals despite the fact that more people identify themselves as conservative than liberal.

K. BuzzKill disrespects business while raking in money from advertisers.

5. BuzzKill objectifies woman while claiming to have feminist ideals.

6. BuzzKill mocks children while claiming to be against bullying.

7. BuzzKill professes to hate Homophobia while promoting gay stereotypes.

8===> BuzzKill thinks that even children's cartoon characters are gay!

:-0 BuzzKill is anti-dog!

10. BuzzKill is pro-cat.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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