Wain Cucumber Proud to be a Pariah

Funny story written by Linius

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

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Wain Cucumbers Grandfather

Fast Sprinkler Wain Cucumber has spoken out about his revived chance to enter in the 2012 London Cucumber Olympics, due to his lifetime drug ban by the BOA(Ban Old Athletes, being overturned by the CAS(Cucumber Appreciation Society)

He said it had taken years to develop his Cucumber Body by eating Spanish Grunt and digital enhancing using Clinford Christel's lunch pack,

He said the drugs used to develop his prowess were made by Pulitzer so well red but not exactly cordon bleu; So the ban was just a misunderstanding as when he told the authorities about how the little prick in his pants caused no pain, they assumed he was injecting.

He thought his chance to win the coveted Golden Chance Knob was due to his following instruction from Charlie Dictum a famous Female Gardner who always had her Jugs of milk on display. He met Charlie on Gardeners World where she was judging Cucumbers and Runners; she admired his Rocky Mountain Oysters and offered to train his Cucumber for him as she said he was an awesome example and would love to get her hands on him.

Later he said later that he was proud of to have been on a recent program called "Who do you think you Are" and found out that his Paternal Grandfather was a member of the Paraiyar caste in Indian society, so he was now proud to call himself a Pariah in Society

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