Ross Kemp's Nan's World Snooker Round-up: Day 11

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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

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A Canadian Quarter. Not a Welsh,Scottish or English Quarter.

Stephen Hendry (Sco) v Stephen Maguire (Sco)
Jamie Jones (Wales) v Ali Carter (Eng)
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Neil Robertson (Aus)
Ryan Day (Wal) v Matthew Stevens (Wal)

All four quarters cue off today, still best of 25, first to 13, and scheduled to last 3 sessions. That could be in doubt with the first match, as Stephen Maguire thumped fellow scot Stephen Hendry 7-1 in the first session and needs 5 of the 8 evening frames to book Wednesday afternoon off.

The all welsh affair sees Ryan Day lead Matthew Stevens 5-3.

The Wales v England match is also 5-3 in favour of Englishman Ali Carter.

The remaining overseas player Neil Robertson leads fans favourite Ronnie O'Sullivan 5-3. Both players register exactly 100 as their highest break.

All four matches conclude tomorrow, on Day 12.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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