Bubba Watson's Masters Victory Wife and Car by Nostradamus

Funny story written by Karen Fish

Monday, 9 April 2012

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Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran who calls for Iran to build nuclear bombs in his book.

Bubba Watson threw out every book except his yardage book and rewrote the book on how to play golf, say some. These people have never heard of Lee Trevino, Miller Barber, Jim Furyk or Moe Norman, to name a few. When the Golden Bear first appeared on the scene the experts said that he would never make it because of his flying right elbow.

Bubba Watson's wife is named 'Angie Ball', who like her husband Bubba Watson is a devout follower of the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam, Jesus Christ. Bubba Watson won the Masters yesterday on Easter Sunday. In his press conference Bubba Watson gave thanks to his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Let us turn to Century VII in Nostradamus' Book 'The Prophecies'. Yesterday Bubba Watson's wife Angie Ball had to stay at home in Orlando with their beautiful baby boy Caleb and they couldn't come to Augusta to watch Daddy snap hook a golf ball that cannot curve with a club too lofted to curve a ball out of Nottingham Forest, make a hard right turn and then climb up to an elevated green to win the Masters with the greatest shot in the history of golf.

Here is Nostradamus' Century VII Quatrain 9: "The lady in the absence of her great 'master', will be begged for love by the Viceroy. Feigned promise and misfortune in love, in the hands of the great Prince of Bar." Who is the lady spoken of by Nostradamus? Let us turn to Century VII Quatrain 3: "After the naval victory of France, the people of Barcelona the Saillinons and those of Marseilles; the robber of gold, the 'an'vil enclosed in the 'ball', the people of Ptolon will be party to the fraud." In the next sentence Nostradamus speaks of Bubba Watson's new car, the original 'General Lee' from the Dukes of Hazzard: "The Duke of Langres…"

The United States, Britain and France are today allied against Iran which is seeking nuclear weapons to conquer all of the Middle East oil. Bubba Watson's father was a resident of Bagdad, Florida. Today the United States sent the USS Enterprise Aircraft Carrier group to join the Abraham Lincoln strike group in the Persian Gulf to obliterate the Iranian nuclear bomb program headed by Nostradamus' third antichrist Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi. The plan is that from the Persian Gulf the USS Enterprise is going to fire a 100 megaton nuclear Pro V1x cruise missile straight north at Baghdad and the ball is going to then make a hard right turn and corkscrew into Tehran. Legendary golfer President Barack Obama is hitting for the cycle of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al Awlaki, Moammar Gadhafi and Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi. Some are calling it the 'Tiger Slam.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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