Iranian scientist self implode, while setting up a nuclear test.

Funny story written by abstractist

Monday, 12 March 2012

In a report, leaked by the Pentagon to this reporter, I was told early Monday morning that a small group of Iran's nuclear scientist were actually Jewish scientist that were deep, deep undercover.

They were adopted by Muslim families, and were controlled by micro chips that were installed in their Temporal Lobes before being released by the orphanage. These deep, deep undercover operatives, never knew that they were spies, which made it possible to pass any lie detector test, given by the Iranian government.

They were schooled in the best institutions, and tutored by the best minds in the United States, both at MIT and Stanford, University.

No one other than their programmers knew who they were, or what their mission was. And originally their mission was to merely report what was happening each day of their lives by a data dump that was done each day during their sleep period.

The micro chip enabled the Jewish handlers to guide and direct the young scientist with thoughts and ideas that seemed to come from nowhere, but it was the handlers that were feeding them information, as required.

It was also reported to this reporter, that 3 of the deep cover agents, were recovered by Mossad, earlier this year, in what the media falsely reported to be assassinations of Iranian scientist.

In fact, what actually occurred was the Mossad staged the whole car bombing incident, with 2 cars, that look alike. The first car carrying the deep undercover spies were allowed to move forward, when the second car was attacked.

Everyone in the second car were already dead, and their bodies were already burnt beyond recognition. This second car was remotely operated, and when the motorcyclist went by, and the explosion occurred, everyone was focused on the second car, and the first car was whisked away to safety, the 3 scientist were finally deprogrammed, the micro chip controllers were removed, and after weeks of thorough hypnosis, all of their previous life was wiped from their memory.

This brings us back to the 3 remaining scientist, that were never allowed to venture out of the hardened compound, 1,200 feet below ground.

Since their handlers were not allowed to recover them, they sent them codes that were faulty, for the upcoming test.

They loaded 4 times as much uranium into the test vessel, and the result, was the destruction of 2 of Iran's nuclear facilities.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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