Top 15 Prom Themes In Kentucky 2012

Written by Bureau

Friday, 23 March 2012

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The gym equipment is gone, Gym re-decorated for the Prom!

It's the season of Prom Kings & Prom Queens with lots of starched overalls and tissued bras on starry-eyed teenagers looking forward to their high school prom this year in Kentucky. Thus far, these have been the top fifteen themes:

15. "Double-Wide Pride!"

14. "The Beauty of Buck Dancing"

13. "Indoor Plumbing, Big City!"

12. "Born To Be Wide!"

11. "The Brother & Sisters Waltz"

10. "Farm Animal Cuties"

9. "Glamour & Grits!"

8 "Outhouse Hoedown"

7. "Snuff Storyland"

6. "Night of the Pissy, Gin Punch"

5. "Carnival Freaks"

4. "Farmboy Fantasies"

3. "Save The Last Tooth For Me"

2. "Hurray For Dollywood"

1. "Springtime In Paducah"

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