Sexipedia's Sexual Analysis of South Carolina GOP Race

Written by PP Rega

Sunday, 22 January 2012

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What's he really doing in that voting booth?

Sexipedia, the Internet Sexual Proclivity site, has provided a unique analysis of yesterday's South Carolina GOP Presidential race. Through its exit poll analysis, Sexipedia researchers claim that they have dissected South Carolinians' presidential preferences (1= most preferred; 4= least preferred) based upon their rather diverse sexual proclivities.

Those who enjoy carnal relations with first cousins:

1) Ron Paul
2) Rick Santorum
3) Mitt Romney
4) Newt Gingrich

Those who enjoy carnal relations with a sibling:

1) Rick Santorum
2) Mitt Romney
3) Ron Paul
4) Newt Gingrich

Those who enjoy carnal relations with a parent:

1) Mitt Romney
2) Ron Paul
3) Rick Santorum
4) Newt Gingrich

Those who enjoy carnal relations with wooly sheep:

1) Newt Gingrich
2) Newt Gingrich
3) Newt Gingrich
4) Newt Gingrich

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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