Suggested Reading for Government Ministers for 2012

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Friday, 13 January 2012

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Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative)
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service.
Recommended Book:
The Importance of Being Eton
By Nick Fraser.

Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat)
Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform)
Recommended Book:
Why Vote Liberal?
By Danny Alexander.

Right Honourable William Hague MP (Conservative)
First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.
Recommended Book:
'Hotel Bedroom Etiquette'
By Dick Stillard

Right Honourable George Osborne MP (Conservative)
Chancellor of the Exchequer
Recommended Book:
How to pay less capital gains tax on your second home.
By a collection of expense fiddling MPs, edited by Kenneth Clarke.

Right Honourable Kenneth Clarke QC MP (Conservative)
Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Justice
Recommended Book:
History of the Metropolitan Police - Book of Remembrance of Officers who have died on duty.
By the Metropolitan Police Union.

Right Honourable Theresa May MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for the Home Department and Minister for Women and Equalities
Recommended Book:
Boost your popularity at work
By Tanya Munshi.

Honourable Dr Liam Fox MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Defence
Recommended Book:
My Friend Adam Werritty
Currently being written by William Hague.

Right Honourable Dr Vincent Cable MP (Liberal Democrat)
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills
Recommended Book:
Hoe to work out your tax (Leaflet)
by Job Centre Plus.

Right Honourable Iain Duncan Smith MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
Recommended Book:
A Rose Among Thorns
By Rosie Goodwin.

Right Honourable Chris Huhne MP (Liberal Democrat)
Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change
Recommended Book:
The Highway Code - Speed Limits chapter

Right Honourable Andrew Lansley CBE MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Health
Recommended Book:
Grandmother died because of 'NHS hospital's catalogue of errors, due to staff shortages'
By Daily Telegraph 11 Jan 2012).

Right Honourable Michael Gove MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Education
Recommended Book:
E-mail Security: How to Keep Your Electronic Messages Private
By Bruce Schneier.

Right Honourable Eric Pickles MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
Recommended Book:
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Frauds, Scams, and Cons
By Duane Swierczynski.

Right Honourable Philip Hammond MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Transport
Recommended Book:
How does America keep the price of fuel so low.
By Steve Hargreaves.

Right Honourable Caroline Spelman MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
Recommended Book:
Guide to Nepotism
(Translation) By Rudolph Hess (1926).

Right Honourable Andrew Mitchell MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for International Development
Recommended Book:
The Complete Idiots Guide to Security.
By Nat Gertler, Steve Lieber.

Right Honourable Owen Paterson MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
Recommended Book:
Mission: Impossible
By Petro Buchellini.

Michael Moore MP (Liberal Democrat)
Secretary of State for Scotland (and providing ministerial support to the Deputy Prime Minister in the Cabinet Office)
Recommended Book:
How to Cope with Loneliness
By John T. Cacioppo.

Right Honourable Cheryl Gillan MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Wales
Recommended Book:
Aneurin Bevan A Biography of a Great Politician
By Gwen Lindhurst.

Right Honourable Jeremy Hunt MP (Conservative)
Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport
Recommended Book:
Easy Targets For Terrorists

Right Honourable Danny Alexander MP (Liberal Democrat)
Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Recommended Book:
Danny Alexander and his wife's 62 freebie trips on taxpayer
By Daily Mail, 2 June 2010.

Right Honourable Lord Strathclyde (Conservative)
Leader of the House of Lords, Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
Recommended Book:
Lord Strathclyde's affair with single mum Birgit Cunningham
By Vincent Moss, Daily Mirror 23 Jan 2011.

Right Honourable Francis Maude MP (Conservative)
Minister for the Cabinet Office, Paymaster General
Recommended Book:
MPs Expense Scandals
By Daily Telegraph ???.

Right Honourable Oliver Letwin MP (Conservative)
Minister of State
Recommended Book:
Paper Shredder Manual by Office World.

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