Heather will weather the storm

Written by Jon Cheshire

Monday, 8 August 2011

As fears grow about the world economy, the IMF In a dramatic u turn today has confirmed that it is once again in talks with self styled monetary guru, Romany Ron. Despite in statement issued less than three weeks ago where it expressed displeasure and even outlined the potential legal case against the former gypsy business man for laying 'a low quality and shoddy driveway' at its Washington DC headquarters is now requesting his assistance in stemming the worlds rising debt problem. Ron, who refutes the claims that the tarmac is already curling up at the edges 'like an old cheese sandwich' was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press but has already put forward his initial plans for the recovery that have been issued to Governments around the world.

Lucky Heather. A business plan

We ALL need to sell lucky heather to each other. Firstly, this will generate additional revenue for the sellers and also increase the amount of good luck enjoyed by the purchaser. The sheer amount of good luck will then produce additional wealth and happiness for all. After only a short time it would be possible for chancellors across the globe to add a small additional tax from everyone to offset the current debt.

Whilst analyst's around the world take on board this surprisingly simple plan, Romany Ron has also suggested that there could be an international clothes peg shortage looming, which he may also be able to fix.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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