Ode to Writers

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 25 July 2011

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MY future

Writers please to not give up
Your dream to write your novel
If Stephen King had gone that route
He'd be living in a hovel.

He took some risks and kept 'the faith'
When faced with writer's block
He'd take a walk around his house
And oft times got a shock.

Just looking at his wee black cat
A story came to mind.
It is a KILLER cat (he thought)
And a story he did find.

So don't despair for we all have
Great stories still to write
Just don't lose site of what matters here
Your words may not be 'shite'.

That just depends on YOU of course
If you write shite you'll see
That you will fail and others will
Succeed I hope it's ME.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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