Robson Green's Extreme Extreme Fishing

Funny story written by Gordon Clarke

Friday, 10 June 2011

In the next series of Extreme Fishing, jovial geordie actor Robson Green, will be returning to his native north east to fish in the River Wear.

I intend to catch the Lambton Worm. The original worm was caught by John Lambton back in the 12th century but I believe it's descendants still live in the Wear.

Even though it hasn't been seen for years, thanks to John Lambton's description, I know exactly what it looks like.

It's got geet big teeth, geet big gob and geet big goggly eyes.

For bait I will be using calves and lambs and sheep. If that doesn't catch the worm, as a last resort I will try little bairns.

I know that sounds a bit extreme but the program is called Extreme Fishing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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