Pink Floyd Star's Son Admits Violence

Funny story written by grimbo

Sunday, 8 May 2011

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Charlie Gilmour, son of Pink Floyd lead guitarist Dave Gilmour, has pleaded guilty to a string of violence charges during student protests in London last year.

There is a strong possibility that Gilmour will get a custodial sentence.

To raise funds for his son's defence, Gilmour Senior is to release an album of reworkings of classic Floyd tracks.

The track listing is :

The Piper At The Gates Of Dartmoor

Another Bitch In The Hole

Wish You Weren't Here


On The Run

Shine On Legs Diamond

Pigs On The Wing

Goodbye Blue Sky

Obscured By Bars

Release date depends on young Gilmour's behaviour.

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