Electoral Roll - Packed lunch at the polling station
Egg Nog - Noggin The Nog's chicken keeper
Crumhorn - Musical cream cake
Profiterole - Actor's salary
Omelette - Short meditation mantra
Letter - Renter of rooms
Yorkshire Pudding - Geoff Boycott
Reg Varney - Manto's brother
Rhode Island Red - New England communist
Nudism - Dism updated
Francophile - Spanish Civil War records
Sunset - Tabloid readers
Arable farmer - Nasty man of the soil
Teacake - Lumbago caused by carrying wood
Sporran - What Scottish salmon do
Howitzer - Colloquial greeting
Marmalade - Mother's been on the pull again
Acapella - Like the England Manager
En Suite - In the pudding
Bathroom - Size of the bath
Heirloom - Machine for weaving air
Frogspawn - Amphibians borrow money against their possessions
Gravestone - Charlie Watts
Malpractice - Malcolm Allison's methods
Rough Justice - Elizabethan Court
Semolina - Half of Zavaroni
Charing Cross - Ku Klux Klan strike again
Blue Sky Thinking - Proposals for naughty satellite channels
Elementary - Citrus fruit tree
Queen of England - Elton John
Soap Opera - Lather up the TV hostess
Wolf Pack - Gladiator's stomach muscles
Dog's Dinner - Boris Johnson
Admiral Nelson - Cheap insurance in Lancashire
Appointee - A point between D and F
Chinese Burn - Ruin the takeaway
E-Commerce - Yorkshire business
Hell's Teeth - The Osmonds
Hindu - Girl's night out
Urdu - Her party
Brain Death - Sudoku
Capital Gains Tax - London Imports Nails
Sperm Donor - Whale kebab
Down Spout - Depressed whale
Orange Juice - Sunbathing Israelis
False Teeth - The Osmonds
Clean Sweep - Sooty's friend fresh from the bath
Chimney Sweep - Sooty's chainsmoking friend
Feather Boa - Light snake
Nail File - Jimmy's case
Walking Dead - Bruce Forsyth
Home Alone - A mortgage
Laptop - Finnish blouse
European Butter Mountain - Eric Pickles
European Wine Lake - Oliver Reed
Orient Express - Bus to Brisbane Road
Van Morrison - Home delivery to rival Tesco
Context - Prisoner's phone message
Subtext - Underwater mariner's phone message
Manatee - Bloke who lives between D and F
Sepia - Go To Brighton
