Waiting for the bath water to cool down - A 'new' experience

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 27 February 2011

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Yes, I am waiting for my bathwater to cool down. This is definitely a NEW experience for me.

My two daughters, in their teens and early 20's, took so many showers that there was NEVER enough hot water for me to have 'a good soak' so I started taking 'showers'.

This was 'alien' to me because I was born 3 yrs. after WWII and lived for my first seven years in as terraced house without an indoor toilet and NO bathroom. We had the 'tin bath'.

I digress. Tonight - both girls having moved away...I thought I would try out the 'soak'. again. I turned on the hot water tap....squeezed in the 'bubble' liquid and let the water run. I called my dear old mom on the phone and we had a very short chat coz she was watching something on t.v. that she didn't want to miss.

I went back to check the water....TOO BLOODY HOT....and no room to put in any COLD water.

Not wanting to 'waste' hot water by pulling the plug and draining half of it...I now sit here in my robe....typing to you and waiting for the water to cool enough for me to have my soak.

This may be boring to most of you...but I am SO EXCITED!

You 'rich' folk won't appreciate any of this! Shame!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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