Justin Beiber went to Barber
In a shower of pain
Said to Barber "I can't see
So cut my fringe again."
Barber did what he was told
Then watched while Justin cried.
"You took too much off my great locks
Now I will have to hide."
So Justin hid for about a month
Until his locks grew long.
His fans had all forgotten him
And had all moved along.
He couldn't handle this new 'state'
And made a big decision
He'd be a Beatle look-alike
And star on television.
That didn't work and so he said,
"To hell with all this biz,
I'll go to Coronation Street
And I'll look after Fizz.
