Interview With The Vampire

Written by Bureau

Saturday, 19 February 2011

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"And you, Mr. Alberto Fisher are a real Vampire?"

"Yesss, pardon the hisss but the teeth you know."

"How do you know that you are a vampire? I see your reflection in the camera lens."

"An old Wifesssss tail, I asssssure you. My thong is riding up."

"Your thong?"

"Yesss, I love to wear a thong. Feelssss good all under asssss the commercial usssed to sssay."

"Do you drink blood?"

"Actually, sometimessss I wear only a jockey ssstrap. That can be comfy too."

"Do you bite people?"

"Boxer sssshorts. They will do but not like a thong. They made your ballsss sssnug."

"Is that the sun coming up?"

"No, that is from all the talk about wearing a thong or going au natural. Everything ssstill worksss. Even after 210 yearssss. No Viagra. On my word.

"But doesn't the I'm doing it..the sun coming up kill you? I said...never mind. Looksss like I'm interviewing a thong. Also...he left his balls. He'll be back tonight I imagine"

"This iss SSSSSarah Palin (sssssshit) for the Fox Newsss!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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