Sky Sports Latest. Saturday Feb 12th, 2011. 4.45 pm.

Funny story written by grimbo

Sunday, 13 February 2011

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Jeff Stelling - "...And now over to our man Neil McCann at Dens Park,
Dundee. Neil was actually on the bench as a trialist
but was introduced into the action after 60 minutes.
Well into injury time and its still Dundee 1, Raith
Rovers 1...."

Neil McCann - "Seems like, Jeff. Dundee's got a corner well into
injury time, its cleared out to Lockwood, Lockwood
chips back into the box...But... wait... its broken to
yours truly... I've chipped the ball left footed over
the keeper....looks like going over...but its dipping
at the last moment......yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!"

The transmission is interrupted by an amalgam of industrial language
and wild cheering.

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