Sarah Palin Indicted for Murder of 9 Yr. old Christina Taylor Green

Funny story written by Karen Fish

Tuesday, 8 February 2011


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This afternoon, one month to the day after the Tuscon, AZ shooting Pima County, AZ attorney Barbara LaWall announced the indictment of Sarah Palin for the murder of 9 year old Christina Taylor Green.

A person does not have to be the shooter to be guilty of murder. If Marlon Brando orders a hit on Bruno Tattaglia then Marlon Brando is guilty of murder. If a person shoots at one person and hits another person the intent to kill is transferred to the murder of the person killed.

On Jan. 8, 2011 Jared Lee Loughner followed the widely publicized orders of Sarah Palin to the nation to put Gabrielle Giffords in the crosshairs of his gun. In his shooting of Congesswoman Gabrielle Giffords Jared Lee Loughner shot and killed 9 year old Christina Taylor Green of blessed memory.

Just prior to the shooting Bristol Palin closed on her new house down the road from Jared Lee Loughner. Perhaps Jared was trying to impress his new neighbor, Bristol Palin and her mother Sarah Palin. The murder was surely a politically motivated shooting. In a video which Jared Lee Loughner made prior to the shooting he proclaimed, "I can't trust the current government."

Sarah Palin foresaw her indictment today for the murder of Christina Taylor Green, 9. After the murder Sarah Palin made a video. In the video Sarah Palin is standing in front of a stone fireplace pretending to be the President of the United States of America. In the video Sarah Palin is wearing a jacket with an American Flag pin on her lapel with the American Flag behind her.

In the video Sarah Palin says, "After the shocking tragedy I listened at first puzzled then with concern and now with sadness to the irresponsible statements from people attempting to apportion blame for this terrible event. Journalists and pundits should not manufacture a 'blood libel' that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence that they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible." I beg your pardon? I never promised you a rose garden.

The 'blood libel' is the false accusation that Jewish people murder Christian children and use their blood to make matzot for Passover. Christina Taylor Green was named after the Jewish Rabbi Jesus Christ whose last supper was a Passover Seder. The woman at the table to the right of the Messiah is not Sarah Palin.

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