Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 7 February 2011

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Billy Connoly's dad

I am still awaiting a satisfactory, acceptable, answer to my question - Who IS god? I won't capitalize the word god because - well, tell me WHY I ought to? I've had more faith in my dog's over the years and so I prefer to say 'oh my dog!' when necessary.

I have Born Again Christian friends who came to 'believe' when they thought they were (are) at death's door.

When I ask them about the power of prayer...they answer....in the very words I have heard other Christians answer...

'Well, God will answer your prayers EVENTUALLY....you just have to WAIT...then when you DO get an answer...it may not be the answer you WANT'.

Give me and the other real 'thinkers' out there...a bleeding break.

God can't lose with the stupid argument given above.

No-one has yet come back to tell me that there is an afterlife.....even though I have asked them when they were close to death.

A true god would never ever bring HIS world to the state it is in.


I do know that I am NOT the only writer here asking these questions and I don't even know why I am writing this except that I haven't written anything for a couple of days.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Religion, God, Philosophy

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