Political Thoughts Over Breakfast

Funny story written by Inchcock

Saturday, 5 February 2011

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From the vitriolic pen of the Spoof's Dense Inchcock

Rare Unprompted Thoughts

This morning, after I'd filed away the just delivered overdue Eon Bill letter, I had another attack of bemusing mental meanderings, that came to me while I was having my breakfast, six slices of margarined toast, eight cups of strong tea, and my medication.

Here is the outcome, I hope you can understand where it came from, and what it means.

(If so please let me know?)

I sat in my hovel, nibbling my toast for breakfast,

I thought of of Politicians, and felt so aghast,

They seem to have had their compassion gene bypassed,

They avoid punishment for fiddling like a mental gymnast,

They've become a superior, pampered, political caste,

Their pay, compared to my £113 weekly pension, what a contrast,

No wonder I sometimes get feeling so downcast,

Their ability to lie and cheat continues to flabbergast,

So many pulling nepotistic strings, and not being unmasked,

They'll continue to look after themselves first, I forecast,

Their greed, and ego, cannot be surpassed!

In the event of any Politician who does have any of the following traits: Nepotism, Greed, Aloofness, Indifference, Covetousness, Insensitivity, or being Self-centred - Please offer him or her your sympathy, for they must feel so very isolated and lonely in Parliament.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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