"My A--hole Wanted To Say Hi."

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Saturday, 5 February 2011

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Had a bit of a parenting dilemma this evening. After watching the scintillating techno-thriller "Beverly Hills Chihuahua II," my five-and-a-half-year-old Miel went up to give her Mom a quick kiss goodnight. On the way over, she uh... she let out a little gas.

"What was that?" Nikki asked her, smiling. Usually that would embarrass Miel to death.

Without missing a beat, Miel responds: "My a--hole wanted to say hi."

I've never heard her curse before (damned public schools,) and I find it difficult to punish her after laughing like a mental patient for ten minutes. So, she got off with a reprimand and reminder about appropriate language.

Kids these days.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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