Barely-Used Fitness Equipment, ...Barely-Used Fitness Equipment, ...Get Your Barely-Used Fitness Equipment Here!

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

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(Associated Benchpress) - It's that time of year again when people buy for themselves and each other all sorts of home fitness gadgets to be used for getting in shape throughout the New Year.

The big problem is that there is currently too much raw material tied up in existing home gym equipment that ultimately remains dormant. As a result, manufacturers are asking the public to turn in their old and gently-used pieces of personal fitness items in order to resume production.

So, clear out that back room, garage, or living room where you may have stashed that old exercise bike that seemed like a good idea at the time. Get what money you can for it and put it to good use.

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