Tuesday October 12th, Actor Gary Sinise did the impossible, taking a shit while running at full speed.
"Well, it all started as a bet a few weeks ago" says Sinise.
Claiming it to be like the bet that took place years ago between wether or not Al Gore could win a Nobel Peace Prize by telling the public what we already knew.
Gary Sinise claims that he will do this again in front of President Obama, and will being paid a million dollars by 4chan, with this money he will donate it to charity.
"I'll be kinder than Bono" Says Sinise