Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
36 inches in Glasgow = 1 Scotland Yard
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
52 cards = 1 decacards
10 rations = 1 decoration
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
2 monograms = 1 diagram
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
100 rations = 1 C-ration
1 trillion microphones = 1 million phones = 1 megaphone
1 Millihelen = the amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.
1,000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 litrehausen
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
