Written by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

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This one must be Ukrainian

A three year study was just completed on how different nationalities treat their computer equipment. The study found the following:

The Japanese are most likely to clean their keyboards after every use.

The Americans are most likely to spill food on their keyboards.

The Russians have a red button on theirs, but are afraid to use it.

The Swedish have heated keyboards for those long, cold Scandinavian nights.

The Ukranians use their keyboards for spare parts for their TV's.

The Germans are most likely to pound on their keyboards.

The French are most likely to give their keyboards to the Germans without a struggle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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