Written by Kaleepeare

Sunday, 8 August 2010

Drinking in the aircondition atmosphere is quite invigorating as I have discovered recently. It adds a bounce and body to whatever you have in your glass.

Whether you have a beer or a vodka, or maybe a cutglass balloonglassfull of port, it is always different than whatever you may have been drinking in the sun or maybe at the room temperature,simply because of the change in temperature.

The drink at room temperature is warm and tastes insipid ,as you sip it slowly and with a slow intake of breath. It warms up the throat as it goes down adding a fire to your insides. The after effects of this liquid makes your face flushed and your spirits rise and you suddenly feel an urge to rebel. That leads to conflicts and unnecessary arguments.

On the other hand the drink when in AC gets cooler as it is consumed slowly by the person drinking it. The cooler it gets the more sober it becomes thus giving the drinker a feel of well being as a result of which he feels friendly towards everyone which results in love,love and more love.

So hats off to drinking in the AC!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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