Although Hyenasianism, derived from 'hyena', has been around for so many centuries, it did not surface until after 9/11. Briefly, this meritorious form of government does not rely on ill-fated majority consensus. Therefore, it has rendered polling stations obsolete. Good riddance!
Hyenasianism, neither a monarchy nor a republic, is a well-marinated system which simply requires a low percentage of down-to-earth devotees, much less than the 15% that Marxists, Maoists and Fascists need to harness a people. It needs only a teeny-weeny 5%.
To tell you the truth, like many other schools of thoughts, there is no exact prehistoric data on it, but its finalized version appeared many centuries ago. It was not initiated single-handedly. Many contributed to its growth.
One day, probably, the initiator was looking at Egyptian Pyramids when he learned that even a pyramid needed a base on which to stand. Then, he visualized a social pyramid, resting on a base comprised of biological needs: water, food, sex and shelter. Anyway, covertly, in the past decade, the basic-need idea was indirectly reintroduced in a clandestine manner as 'al(the) Quaedeh(base).
Not surprisingly, the first primitive inventor who had no computerized modules at hand, among all animals, he chose a hyena as his role model. Now, we know why. He somehow identified with this predator scavenger. Perhaps, of all a hyena's characteristics he admired his roaming the desert and marking it with its strong-smelling faeces, or his specific calls, from the top of the hills in small hours, or adopting straightforward techniques that call forward its followers to a meeting place, as an army post, on a daily basis.
Presently, the world conquering Hyenasianism is firmly established. It has many codes of conduct. All based on primitive tangible needs of its own believers. For instance, like its role mode, they have a spot on their forehead. The structure of the sculls and jaws of the members is very similar to the role model, bone-crunching square jaws. Their legs are proportionally shorter than forelegs, giving them an ominous look of a prancing hyena. Their vocalization, ear piercing, wakes sleeping people. As to their females, well-guarded, there is no exact information about their look, behavior, etc. They are simply breeding organs kept within the walled dens.
The only educated guess we have is that Hyenaists live long, favor polygamy, but they are invariably bisexual. As we all know, all women have a monthly cycle which can last, say, a week. Therefore, our sexually active character here, if not in possession of more than a mate, during the monthly cycle, misses the frontal orifice which is badly needed as a night cap; consequently, during that very week, he forcefully demands the mate to turn over, tummy-wise.
