Sadly, there is still not much happening in the World at the moment.
I tell a lie, something strange did just happen. Spoof writer, Lady Godiva (BAV) has lot the use of her apostrophe.
At first she felt a mere tingling sensation but eventually her worst fears came to fruitition. Someone has nobbled her apostrophe. All she gets at present is è è è è every time she tries to type an aspostrophe.
If any of you writers have suffered, from èloss of apostropheè in the past, please contact her with some advice.
It will come as no surprise to readers that Spoof writers do not have a Spell Check option when they right there storeys. They gust half to publish and hop four the best.
The editors do not edit for spelling or grammar, as you will have noticed.
They say they just donèt have time. But some of us writers think itès because they canèt spell for toffee.
Donèt forger, Iève lost my apostrophe.
Morrisons are selling half price chocolate bars, well they are half the price of what they were after they had doubled the price last Thursday.
