Lady Godiva, Spoof Writer, comments on latest news that Editor and Publisher Mark Lowton is demanding that all writers grow beards:
"It has just been brought to my attention, actually I read the article, that Mark Lowton is demanding that all Spoof Writers grow beards.
I was getting rather hot under the collar as I read the article. I was fit to be tied by paragraph two.
The reason I was concerned is, my beard is white as is my hair. I'd end up looking like Mrs. Father Christmas if I didn't shave regularly.
I was beginning to panic thinking that I'd have to stop being a writer here at The Spoof just 4 months after I'd started.
I breathed a sigh of relief when I read the part that I'll be able to wear something to cover my face.
What the hell am I talking about. No-one ever SEES us DUH!"
