Written by FJ Camero

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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So me and Dino go to church last Sunday 'cause we're been doing all kinds of shit that God can't stand, like banging chicks out of matrimony on the kitchen tables.

Anyway, out front of the church on the God board it says Philippians 1:3-6. I can't believe what I'm fuckin' reading. If this church is giving the Flyers 1:3 odds against Chicago and having them win in 6, I'm becoming a Protestant.

Vegas is putting the Blackhawks at 5:2 in seven. I wish the church would just stick to what they are good at. Which is fuckin' up peoples lives.

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