Written by walter

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Best medicine is no medicine, and it has got nothing to do with radicalism, anti-‎modernism etc. Of course, giant pharmaceutical corporations don't like the idea, but it's ‎up to them: take it or leave it.‎

Man, after centuries of trial and error, gradually learned the effects of some plants such ‎as poppy, belladonna, foxgloves, etc. On the other hand, he stubbornly blocked thinking ‎about the fact that why animals mysteriously avoided certain killer plants. The point here ‎is who taught animals to do so? Next question is how animals could have sustained life, ‎for millions of years, without using pills and injections. ‎

Of course, wars and accidents taught man various forms of surgery. This triumph may ‎have encouraged him to pursue medicine, which first began by feeding the howling ‎jackals with fresh-killed goat. Then kneeling and beseeching God not to hurt them again, ‎and making more sacrifices to the rivers, to the sun, etc.‎

There is no prejudice involved here if pharmaceutical companies stole the ideas from ‎herbs physicians. What is bothering is the making of synthetic medicine. What hurts ‎more is their wide spread of Fertility and Infertility Drugs, vaccines, etc. ‎

Obviously, various vaccines have contributed a lot to people's health. Then what's the ‎point here? ‎

Have you ever been in a meeting when you had an urgent feeling to go to urinate? Then, ‎you were told to see a doctor. After a couple of visits finally you ended up at a urologist's ‎office, who believed you had an enlarged prostate. ‎

Actually, I don't wanna get into the ordeal of blood test, digital examination, and various ‎scans. What I would like here to say is the fact that one's life after the surgery might not ‎be the same again. ‎

Is there another way around? There might be, but beware of swindlers. At any rate, If the ‎involved person is naturally immunized and if he feels that there lives in him another twin ‎entity, irrespective of terminologies such as soul, spirit, Id, etc, then he might understand ‎the following: ‎

Such a person, one day may feel he has got a very bad flu, running nose, sore throat, ‎upset stomach, painful urination, etc. This unusual flu will last for about two weeks, ‎obviously, without recourse to any medication. ‎

If he withstands all the complications, one day he will wake up to feel that he has never ‎felt like this before: agile, happy, and no bad feeling at all. He can urinate pain-free. The ‎following night, he might dream the same dreams he once used to have when he ‎reached puberty!‎

What has actually happened looks like a miracle, but it is the work his twin entity, if fact, ‎that had to intervene by asking some bacteria to attack the infected mucus of his body in ‎order to destroy the chronic germs that had nested in creases and cavities of his body ‎and then called in his rapid deployment immunization forces to get rid of all forms of ‎harmful bacteria. In other words: Restoration.‎

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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