Written by walter

Sunday, 2 May 2010

We are told that dictators are individuals presiding at the pinnacle of a hierarchy. Untrue. ‎The whole hierarchy is comprised of ferocious rogues that have hijacked an idiot ‎sitting at the top. In other works, the despot is to a hierarchy as the honey bees queen is ‎to the beehive bees. ‎

In history, we find purported instances of toppling despots. Wrong! It is the engulfing ‎rogues that were defeated and consequently, the scoundrel himself fell. ‎

Kings in the past allowed fools to insult them. The neo-despotism, created by their ‎sponsors, are using this simple time worn technique to amuse them not us. Actually, it is ‎the sponsors that have ridiculed us.‎

In history books we are reminded of revolutions. Again, these revolutionaries teach us ‎how French or Cuban revolutions succeeded. They tell us to attack an establishment ‎head on. Silly advice. Dictators of today are well-equipped. They are invincible. ‎

Now, is there any way around? Yes. But before revealing the approach, we need to ‎resort to a time honored axiom: "A chain is no stronger than the weakest link." Again we ‎should not conclude that we can attack a fortified fortress head on, like the chivalrous act ‎of nowadays Greek people charging their well-armed mercenaries who get paid by the ‎tax payers and at the same support a bunch of lying politicians. No. Far from it. ‎

Before, I uncover my findings, I need to make a quick reference to civil disobedience, ‎passive resistance as futile efforts.‎

Now outside the despot's fortress stand its various establishments in charge of the vast ‎range of governmental responsibilities. Namely: garbage disposal, schools, banks, ‎municipalities, pension departments, etc. The despot, cannot run these vast organization ‎by its uniformed rascals.‎

You don't have to make a false accusation as there are many cases which, due ‎mismanagement, are out of control. In the country of fools, liars, imbeciles, many things ‎go wrong and you have a legitimate right to complain, but not filing a complaint. We all ‎know that bureaucracy get united to protect their own staff. In the worlds of the fools, all ‎are wrong except the imbeciles!

Remember despotism breeds millions of despots on a ‎daily basis. Men have found it easier to identify with the despot than righteousness. ‎Therefore, they do not use their brain. In other words, they would like to subdue people ‎by attaching themselves to the big despot or Orwellian big brother-and this makes ‎them sloppier. ‎

Since in such a system, the clerks of the despots are reluctant to leave their chairs; as ‎an instance of their sloppiness, they ask the customers to do the job, say, open file ‎cabinet and bring the file to them. ‎

‎ Now what you need to do is to open your eyes, find the fault and exploit it. Do not do it ‎in a civilized manner. Despots can only understand tough languages. Therefore, shout ‎out loud and claim that you have been victimized. Disrupt the dictatorship atmosphere ‎and shatter the fear wall. Demand immediate attention.

Remember not to insult the supreme ‎despot, the invented icon of authority. Of course, there are several people in the building ‎watching you with admiration. Of course, you do not call this a revolution. However, your ‎bravery will soon be the talk of the town and your story will be passed on and on, hoping ‎someone else will copycat you. You have shown them the Achilles' heel.‎

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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