A long ass time ago, people were afraid of penises. So afraid of them, that they labeled sex evil and declared condoms immoral.
Since then, a lot of sexual revolutions have passed and people learned that sex is natural. Or so I thought.
A couple of days ago my fundamentalist Christian friend (I don't know why, don't ask) told me that condoms are the most immoral use for rubber. Naturally, I told him I could think of 5 more uses for rubber much more immoral than condoms.
So here it is.
Rubber Dildos - Used to choke prostitutes and to stick it into a woman(or a man pretending to be a woman)'s pooper. Rarely ever fun if you're a straight man. Avoid if drunk.
High End Sex Dolls - Made of rubber, A high end sex doll looks like a woman except it doesn't make you dinner, clean your clothes, or do the laundry.
Flesh Light - Look at High End Sex Dolls.
Giant Latex Sex Costumes - Kinda Self-Explanatory
Rubber Bands - "I use a rubber band on my penis when I have sex. How bad is that?? Does that cause trouble?? What kind???"
So as you see fundamentalist Christians regular sex should be by far the least of your worries.
