Numb-Dumb Clay Toy

Funny story written by walter

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

What is humanism? Once it was a European phenomenon, a worldly secular philosophy. Its main objective was to dignify the so-called 'crown of creation'. Alas! It failed point-blank. Now, it sounds more like a myth than reality. Nobody can feel the existence of a likely invisible unreligious connection between this creature and a far away source of enlightenment. Symbolically, it started long time ago, with the Cain's murdering of his own brother Able. Perhaps the operator monitoring the scene, from a far away location, has already given up hope to rescue the malfunctioning medium.

To many people, art and literature is junk; they do fail to understand music, but get excited by sounds of war drums. Reality to them is the mechanics of 'hammer and sickle'. They are solely focused on plowing and threshing. In 1980's, there lived in Russia outstanding writers. Namely: Chekhov, Dostoevsky, Pushkin, Tolstoy etc. It is true that after 1917 USSR had Gorky, Pasternak, and Solzhenitsyn.

It is true that they won the Nobel Prize, but what happened to them after all? They were disciplined in labor camps and their prize-winning works were withdrawn. Wonder if present Communist China has ever delivered a similar Anton Chekhov. Of course, in addition to gunpowder, they have occupied the world markets with defective one-day-long-lasting shoes.

Non-conductive clay media have many traits in common. Namely: various forms of profanity, brazenness, insensitivity, absolute ignorance...

For instance, on 10 Nov 2007, at the Ibero-American summit, in Santiago, Chile, Hugo Chavez kept interrupting the Spain's Prime Minster so repeatedly that King Juan Carlos had no choice but to shout: "Why don't you shut up?"

On November 22, 2007, Times Online published a reference to a mass email around the world to the effect that a female by the name of Huma Abedin is allegedly a lesbian mate to another female dignitary. Well, it happened that the staff of an internet publication lacked proper English command; therefore, had to rely on an Arabic translation of the passage.

Well, in Arabic alphabet, one may spell Huma as Hemat. And Hemat happens to be a masculine name in the region of the plagiarizing politically-motivated internet publication. Can you imagine the silent frustration of the readers?

The same gang of bullies, the proponents of Cainism, did fail to understand the implied meaning of 'clenched hand vs. unclenched hand'; therefore, they took it literally and were proud to raise their fists in the air, roaring they were ready to start a fist fight.

As an insult to humanity, the representative of an antisocial cult, which proudly uses a most childish technique of turning around a legitimate argument 180 degrees and slinging it as mud toward their alleged foe, have preposterously announced that it is them who truly safeguard the human rights: i.e. arbitrary arrests, barbaric tortures, gang raping of arrested females on the basis of attractive appearance in prison cell or its corridors. Not the other way around.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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