Written by MiniCorrers

Friday, 26 February 2010

After the catastrophe of his relationship with Selena Gomez, and his diabolical eating out, slash dating fling with Taylor Swift, Mr Lautner seems to have gone solo for all the paparrazzi know.

Although recently, sources have stated that the man himself has been having rather a few restless nights at his home in California. A source that is close to the Twilight Saga actor has stated;

"Taylor has not been feeling himself recently, his mind has been preoccupied with a certain someone that he appears to be having reaccuring dreams about. He has stated that his dreams are indeed about a girl, whom he does not know whatsoever, but is extremely intrigued by. He has said she is a few years younger than him, pretty, and would be the kind of girl he wishes to date."

Well, from what you and I have read here, it certainly seems that the teenage hunk has moved on from his past lovers and gone off to the land of nod with his new girl. We hope he doesn't get too caught up in his sweet dream relationship, or he might start falling asleep on the sets of his upcoming movies!

Lets hope he meets his dream girl someday, all those teenage fans might have a slight shock when his dreams appear to come true...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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