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Friday, 26 February 2010

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Here is Baby Gaga's character Juliet, after a nice shower!

Today a new movie came out to theaters. It is called Allie and the Pipsqueaks.

Many people have been waiting for this movie, especially older men and women with hygeine problems. The movie addresses topics such as, dead animals, hyigene, not so clean bottled water and man boobs.

It addresses these topics so meanly and rudely that many sensetive people will most likely enjoy it. We interviewed some people on their way out of the theater.

Here's what some people said:

"I really didn't like it!"

"My favorite part was when it was over."

"Why did the pipsqueaks have to die?"

"It didn't even make sense."

As you faithful reader can see, many people LOVED this movie and highly recommend going to see it. The cast includes Grammy winner, Tyler Sick, as Allie, and Baby Gaga as Juliet, a pipsqueak who lives in a white padded room.

This movie is rated not rated so take all your family and friends to enjoy some REAL inappropriate humor!

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