Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 12 February 2010

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Even an atomic bomb cannot destroy solid steel.

Mr X has been speaking to Jim Jones a structural engineer from New York on the incident he refers to as the Indestructible Passport. As we all witnessed on Television after the planes hit the two towers people were vaporised and concrete and solid steel were reduced to dust.

When we spoke to Jim he said "How can a plane that is made of aluminium knock down a steel structured building even the atomic bombs that hit Nagasaki and Hiroshima destroyed all buildings with the exception of the steel structured buildings where the steel frame still remained.

This is the only incident I know where steel was reduced to dust and the black boxes on the aeroplanes failed to survive yet a passport made of paper belonging to Muhammad Atta somehow survived all the way to Ground Zero"

Well looks like the passport was made of Kryptonite it was INDESTRUCTIBLE.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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