Written by DebbieP.

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Popular rising celebrity James Holzier discusses his facts and favs with me, Debbie P.

Favorite age or time in your life: "All the time.."

Favorite time of year: "Fall."

Favorite Holiday: "Christmas."

Favorite snack: "Pizza."

Favorite cereal: "Cookie Crisp."

Favorite TV show of all time: "Friends, when I was growing up."

Favorite album: "Bob Marley"

Favorite gift to give: "Love."

Favorite gift you ever got: "Love.."

Favorite teacher: "I have a couple. Mrs. Driscoll is 5th grade who was a sweetheart, Mr. Partin in 7th grade cause he was just hilarious and Mrs. Coke in High School cause she was just a bad ass."

Favorite time of day: "Late at night...yeah."

Favorite thing to sleep in: "I sleep in nice pj pants or boxers with no shirt."

From Hollywood

What? You haven't heard of James Holzier? According to MSNBC.com, he has signed a contract for three feature films in which he will play the lead. The first, with the working title Live For Us, is slated for release in 2010 and is being compared to Rebel Without A Cause . . . another film that starred a relatively unknown actor.

Even though James Holzier's feature film debut is still in the future, this young actor's rising star is beginning to shine. His loyal and ever-growing following has made him the most searched-for name on MenCelebs.com, and All Media Guide calls him one of today's hottest emerging celebrities. According to Peter Chubb of In Entertainment, Holzier is a growing phenomenon. Manny the Movie Guy agrees, adding that "the ladies are going ga-ga over him." And Teen Blips TV Hollywood said about James, "Hollywood is abuzz over him."

Despite his success, James remains true to himself. According to Pop Stars, he has overcome enormous odds and obstacles in following his dream. But no matter how high his star rises, James will stay down to earth. As he told Girl Power in Australia, "I am not better than anyone else. I just think any of us can do anything, whoever we are." This attitude is a big part of his universal appeal. "He is one of those movie stars I have always wanted to meet," writes Taylor Blue for her site TENGossip.com. And more and more people seem to agree.

So you haven't heard of James Holzier? Don't worry-you will.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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