Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger Get Into An Ass Kicking Contest

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 18 December 2009

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A photo of what Sarah Palin's home looks like for eleven months out of the year.

SACRAMENTO, California - The ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was accused by California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of only talking about climate change because she wants to be the GOP nominee in 2012.

Palin fired back that he does not have his facts straight. She became upset and said that Schwarzenegger is just mad because he cannot run for president because he was born in Australia.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Schwarzenegger was born in Austria.]

Schwarzenegger asked Palin what exactly were her qualifications for running for president. She said that she had been on the school board of the Wasilla School District. She added that she had been a crossing mama and she had baked all kinds of cookies for her ex-future son-in-law's hockey team.

She also said that she was the governor of the most northernmost state, the biggest state, and the state with the most snow, ice, and polar bears.

Governor Arnold said he was not impressed because all of her statements were wrong. He said that being on the school board, being a crossing mama, and cooking cookies hardly makes her qualified to be the president of the most powerful nation in the world.

He then said that as far as Alaska being the northernmost state that she was wrong because Maine is much further north than Alaska is. Palin grinned and asked, "It is?"

He then said that Texas, California, Montana, and Colorado, are all bigger than Alaska. Palin smiled and asked, "They are?"

The California governor then told her that as far as polar bears go, three states have more polar bears than Alaska does, Minnesota, North Dakota, and Massachusetts. Palin raised her eyebrows and asked, "They do?"

Schwarzenegger smiling like the Costa Mesa cat that swallowed the Compton canary told Palin that he strongly suggests that she goes back to Alaska and realizes that she really needs to get her ass back in the kitchen where she belongs.

He then told her that hundreds of California malls have more employees that the entire town of Wasilla. He then added that the city of Austin, Texas has more people than the entire state of Alaska does. Palin answered, "They do, and it does."

Palin turned red. She collected her thoughts and then said, "You know governor I can look out my second story bedroom window and I can see California, can you look out your window and see Alaska."

"Nope."

"Gotcha. I rest my friggin case."

In other news. New York actress Rosie Perez has just been voted "The American With The Most Annoying Voice." She managed to beat out last year's winner, Fran Drescher.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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