America's 10 contributions to the world since 1776

Written by matwil

Thursday, 24 December 2009

1. Inventing a highly poisonous green cleaning fluid for steel battleships, then turning it black and selling it to idiots as the world's 'favourite' soft drink

2. Misspelling English words like 'favourite', the same way inbred morons do in the land that invented the English language

3. Claiming to invent the aeroplane and motor car when Americans didn't

4. Cowardly avoiding fighting in World War One for 3 years, a war in which millions of British, French, Germans and Russians died

5. Allowing parasites like Alfonso Capone to take over whole cities across the USA. Such parasites would last approximately 2 minutes in the UK, Ireland or Europe

6. Cowardly avoiding fighting in World War Two in Europe for 5 years, a war in which millions of British, Germans and Russians died

7. Making movies starring Frank Sinatra winning world wars in Europe, and believing it really happened

8. Being ruled from Tel-Aviv, the main city in one of the tiniest countries in the world

9. Get bored with even satirising the 250 million failures that were deported to the USA, and don't bother finishing writing this crap ...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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