8 Reasons To Love Tiger Woods

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Monday, 14 December 2009


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8 - His job is pretty boring so life at home should be 'exciting'

7 - He dresses like a geek, and we all love geeks, right?

6 - He has very white teeth - how lovely

5 - He can still find reasons to fuck other women even when his wife is HOT BEYOND BELIEF!

4 - He shaves with Gilette, apparently, and obviously that is the 'best that man get get'.

3 - He's called Tiger

2 - He's half Thai and Half African-American - great food, big cock

1 - $500m+

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