Walking Disaster Discovered

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Friday, 4 December 2009

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"Hurricane Philbert"

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: University PhD's try to correlate events with other events and then render an opinion as to whether any causality exists. No scientific method is required only an ideology, political or otherwise.

Pennsyltucky University (PU) professors correlated the vacation destinations of Pizmo Beach's leading citizen Philbert of Macadamia. They found the following:

1. Fargo ND, Record Flooding, April 2009

2. Southern CA, Wildfires, October 2007

3. New Orleans LA, Hurricane Katrina, August 2005

4. Los Angeles CA/Northridge, Earthquake, January 1994

5. San Francisco CA, Earthquake, October 1989

6. Los Angeles CA/Sylmar, Earthquake, 1970

7. Biloxi MI, Hurricane Camille, August 1969

8. San Francisco CA, Earthquake, April 1906 (Philbert's Grandfather)

9. Pompeii, Mt. Vesuvius Erupts, August 79 AD (Philibertus of Macadamia)

Philbert indicated he was planning to visit San Francisco CA in February 2010.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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