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Saturday, 28 November 2009

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The Top 23 Punk Rock Groups That Never Made It Big Time:

23. Pudding On The Pants

22. ESAD Speedwagon

21. Mr. Hyde's Hoedown

20. Fit As A Fondle

19. Casket Case

18. Pickle Disease

17. Rubber Up!

16. The Scissors Runners

15. Shit For Brains

14. Best Way To Kill

13. Gary & The Goober Grabbers

12. Time Of The Month Spotting

11. Groin Bald

10. The Fuzz Buggers

9. Clots For Snots

8. The Hadron Colonoscopy

7. Lying Sack Of Shit

6. Bearded Lady's Tits

5. The Artist Formerly Known To Bug Out

4. Gomer's Gonads

3. Queen Maggot

2. Freddie & The Fartknockers

1. Piss Gone Bad

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