The Top 20 Most Borrowed Nudist Books From The World's Most Interesting Man, Fernando Monte Verde's Library
(Usually kept at the mansion of Fernando Monte Verde, but these are kept for guests aboard his yacht, The Conquest. They are all first editions and signed by the authors.)
20. The Bobbitt
19. Pride & Pecker, Just
18. Lord Of The Penis Rings
17. Wee Willie's Wanker
16. The Old Man & The Gee, Look At That!
15. Hairy Twatter & The Philosopher's Stones
14. The Color Pecker
13. The Illustrated Manhood
12. The Handmaid's Tail
11. A Johnson Sampler
10. Jane, Eye Her!
9. The Great Gobs Be
8. Pudd In Hand Wilson
7. The Penis Of Dorian Gray
6. Snatch 22
5. A Stranger With a Strange Gland
4. Bertha's The Boobs
3. The Wind In The Wahwahs
2. How Deep Was My Valley
1. The Lying, The Bitch & The Wardrobe Malfunction
