Happenings Around Boogertown

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 26 September 2009

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Boobertown's Police Dog, Snuffles

Boogertown's favorite weather guy and aluminum collector, Jerry "Tin Can" Bratcher is blaming our local weather on NAFTA.

Jerry came by the Boogertown Banner office on Teddy Street this morning to say, "It's that dang NAFTA. We're getting snow from Canada and all that heat from Mexico! I'll never vote for Bush or Clinton or Osama again! You all got any aluminum cans?"

Apparently, Booger County Middle School bus driver, Freddy John Austin, was set on fire this morning. After dropping his load at the school, Austin dropped another load after his right foot suddenly flamed up. After chase, the two students were apprehended from behind Rite Aid while the bus driver was arrested for vulgar language within 100 yards of a school.

Boogertown's Brother Verber preached Sunday against the "sin of gay queer hermaphrodited lesbians." When asked about his position on the question of gay marriages, Verber stated "MISSIONARY!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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