Time is 1978. A member of a clandestine organization, addressing a representative of a unique species of Homo sapiens, said, "O.K. Before we let you replace your archenemy, we need some assurance." The rep replied, "Your honor, what assurances? We have been your humble servant for the past 100 years. You know we can wrap the mob round our little finger. You know they absolutely bow to our orders."
Now the authorized member of the clandestine organization said, "We need more assurances. Are you really prepared 'to cheat, to lie, to forge, to take hostage, to blackmail, to corrupt the minds of children, to distribute habit-forming drugs, to support pervert gangs and terrorist around the world, to destroy infrastructure of your territory, to eradicate the material and immaterial culture of the region, to encourage prostitution, pedophilia and sodomy, to disseminate venereal diseases, to throw sulfuric acid in a child's face, to rape men, women and children, to carry out ferocious medieval tortures, to burn innocent people alive, to kill, to amputate,..." The response was a quick 'yes'. The clandestine member inquired:
"Who is going to execute these horrific deeds?" The power hungry rep asserted:
"My lord, we are going to recruit members who fit into our community from the gangs of ruffians, scoundrel, hooligans, hoodlums, or briefly anyone cut from the same cloth as we are. Don't you worry! The clandestine member continued:
"O.K. As long as you live up to our expectations, we'll support you, but we are going to publicly pretend we are your enemy number one. As you know, this scheme keeps you rouges tightly united, because they know if you fail, they'll be hanged in no time. Is there anything else you have in the back of your filthy mind?"
"Yes, your honor, in order to fool our deranged followers we need to arrest innocent people and make them formally assert to crimes never committed. Do you happen to have a gimmick or a drug that can do the job?"
'Yep'. the agent continued, "O.K. We can take care of that problem. We are going to provide you with state of the art equipment which can readily obtain declaration of guilt from any individual, including you rascal. As you may not know that sound is generated in the larynx which is stimulated by laryngeal nerve. Briefly, the voice box muscles can be easily stimulated from outside. The result is an involuntary voice. Don't look that dumb an' numb, you idiot sh…! We'll lend you an expert to teach you how to handle the issue. Of course, an expert can tell the difference.
