Nairobi - Hillary Clinton was today arrested in Nairobi following Obama's comments about Kenya when he visited Ghana. Mr. Obama had referred to Kenya as a "hamburger," which according to Kenyan tradition is very embarrassing.
"I was not born in that East African hamburger," said Obama in a press conference.
In a separate interview, Obama told the X press "Yes I am a Kenyan, but I cant let everyone know otherwise I will be frog-matched out of Washington. I will send them my cat instead..me no step in third world!"
"I have to pretend and feign abuse...but I don't really mean it..they know it too, but I wonder why they decided to arrest my pretty cat, Clinton."
"We are not Hamburgers, we don't even know what that means," says Kenya Police spokesman.We will use this cat as a bait to get that Obama guy here to arrest him as well.
According to secret service reports from Kenya, Obama is supposedly a Kenya agent gone rogue. "We sent him to America to get us information about Joe Biden's links to terrorism in Africa but he decided to become president. And sent us this useless cat"
Last month Obama skipped Kenya in his first Africa tour - but did not give reasons why.
"Oh no...meow, meow, meow, please release me, it is Barry. please please it is Barry," purred Clinton as she was ushered into one of the cages.
"We need your master. No freedom until we get your master..Obama...where is he," said the Kenyan police spokesman as he fed the cat with HUGE salty hamburgers.
Meanwhile former president George Bush has confirmed that he played a "critical" role in Clinton's arrest.
"That cat deserves it. She walked right into my trap," said Bush as he hid under the bed to avoid arrest by the FBI because of his involvement in the war in Iraq.
Bush was bitter because Obama kicked one of his dog out of the Whitehouse when he became president. "it is payback time!" shouted Bush.
Clinton will be arraigned in court and charged with "conspiracy to call Kenya a hamburger."
"It was embarrassing to be called a hamburger by one of our own secret agent [Obama] - it is also demeaning that he decided to send over this thing." said Kenya police spokesman who also decided to keep the cat as a sign of anger with the Obamas. "We'll get you fool!" he shouted to one of the cameras as if addressing Obama directly.
