Teacher Bruk- Time

Funny story written by Mr. Bmst

Friday, 31 July 2009

You have just dialled nine, nine, nine
Because you wanted to report a crime.
Well, you just wait and see
If there's a Pc that's free
Or if one can spare the time.

You've been beaten to a pulp by some thug
Who was looking for someone to mug,
And you're feeling quite dizzy
But our lads are all busy
And your plight has meet with a shrug

You may have to wait for sometime,
You might have to hang on the line.
I know that's not great
But you'll have to wait
And we'll get to you in time

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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