Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 19 July 2009

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cruise ship boat

There was absolute chaos at the Star Trek convention held in the USA on the banks of the Mississipi. All hell broke loose on the Enterprise river boat cruise when the character known as Khan blew a hole in the bottom of the boat and shouted "From Hells Hearth I spit at thee"

A red alert was called and Kirk yelled out to Spock "we have got to save the ship do you hear me we have got to save the ship."

"Its not a ship Captain its a boat and I estimate we are going to sink in less than three minutes. Its that Khan we should never have let him on the ship I mean boat" said Kirk. "Is there anything we can do Scottie"

"I have been down below Captain there's a big giant hole in the bottom of the boat and thousands of gallons of water are rushing in I cannae change the laws of Physics."Can you help Spock what are we going to do "

"There's nothing we can do Captain its logical we are going to sink" Minutes later the coast guard turned up and beamed up I mean picked up all the crew including the ones hanging on at the edge of the boat who were mostly Klingons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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